my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose
(Source: smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen, via honeypuuh)
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
(via anne-at-district13)