puckermanfabray:

lets play “which download link is the real one”

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my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose 

(Source: smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen, via honeypuuh)

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

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ashisaloser:

I can’t be the only one. 

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